A humor/satire on extreme political correctness - Oh, don't worry, I promise no one will be offended

I'll work for years to write, as literature, what defines me ....I'll never cease until I can can fabricate a colloquial bearing of my soul, a canonical taster of my essence.

murder innit.

You never knew how I felt. Two ghosts sieved through the air, your translucent hand grasped my body-felt nothing. The noose around your neck; tied by your own hands

In a world where mystical creatures and natural wonders are just everyday sights, it can be hard to find the darkness in it all. However, for 15 year-old Lucas and his family, the peaceful life they had grown to love, is destined to be shattered as the Evil force of their world descends upon their village. Having never left his village before, Lucas must travel to far and dangerous lands, journeying on the impossible mission to rescue his sister. Though, he will not be alone. The Star Shine who protect their lands will rise to his call, and in turn, find answers to the questions that they themselves have.

When the scenery falls over.

I have spent the afternoon in 1961, and out on the quad I think I witness Adolf Eichmann building a snowman.