Tough of the Track

This weeks I.P....My Hero!
Cherry

Patrick Swayze, Foreskins, Umbrellas

Like many Jewish men today, I was born with a penis between my legs, just above my testicles.
Cherry

Gin an i'

An evening in the pub. Only attempt reading this if you have a good working knowledge of the West Yorkshire accent!

A Virus/Life

What is life? Is it to exist? To be able to perceive? Self-awareness? Introspection? A sense of duty? A sense of belonging?

Before You

Before I met you I was in pain. I begged for death But he never came. Before I met you I could not see. I could walk and talk But I could never be. When I met you Everything cleared.

Afghanistan Revisited

war is a politician or religious fanatic's way of saying they don't understand anything.

Who pays the bill?

Parents rule O.K.

A dream

It was a lazy monday. I’d seen the doctor about the cut in my finger and slept a bit during the day. Went to bed that night and fell asleep.

Rider of the Storm

Ride on Time Ride on Time Ride on Time Write on Time Write on Time Write on Time Right on Time Right on Time Right on Time Ride on Time! Ride on Time! Rider of the Storm!!

The other side

Pretoria 1986

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