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Goatie 17
Graham Greene,’ she said. ‘He’s one of you, too.’ ‘I thought yeh said, yeh didnae know if I hud epilepsy,’ I replied. ‘Noo, yer piling famous guys on...
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Goatie 16
Boner reminded me, Vic was a great believer in you wouldn’t wish it on your worst enemy. It could even happen to a friend, or someone not coming up...
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Goatie 15
At night, the prison was quiet as a pay phone off the hook. I tugged at the sheet. Guards had beaten me. Now they set out to humiliate and had me...
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Goatie 14
Sometimes you’re aware of an absence when you come round. Sometimes, but less often, a presence. He wasn’t much to look at. Shaved cue-ball head...
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Goatie 13
Flanked by the warden, I followed the governor out of his office. ‘Whit happened tae that crow that got into the dining hall?’
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I'm that age where I kinda
Posted on Thu, 26 Sep 2024
I'm that age where I kinda know what Taylor Smith looks like, but I've never met her. I'm sure she's very nice.
Read full commentPosted in On the Wind
the begger-per-square mile
Posted on Wed, 25 Sep 2024
the begger-per-square mile ratio has gone up enormously in recent years. It's normal now.
Read full commentPosted in Another Way.
I'm with Obogo on this. NO
Posted on Wed, 25 Sep 2024
I'm with Obogo on this. NO intelligent life. Well, apart from our four-legged friends.
Read full commentPosted in Unleashed
natural cowardice is the best
Posted on Wed, 25 Sep 2024
natural cowardice is the best way to be. It's so natural.
Read full commentPosted in INSECT!
happy ending, thingmy. I call
Posted on Mon, 23 Sep 2024
happy ending, thingmy. I call everybody that. never fails.
Read full commentPosted in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
setting up a committee is an
Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024
setting up a committee is an old ruse. Still works well.
Read full commentPosted in When I Grow Up I Want to be a Martyr
indeed, dad will have
Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024
indeed, dad will have something to say. I'd say it's a great story. Look forward to more.
Read full commentPosted in Tom Tom Turnaround (1)
I'm sure Mr Muggins doesn't
Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024
I'm sure Mr Muggins doesn't confuse the revolutinary Arthur Scargill with Sir Keir Stammer, bastion of the British middle-class system.
Read full commentPosted in The New King Arthur Slays His First Dragon! By Alfred N.Muggins
I couldn't really get into
Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024
I couldn't really get into Hilary Mantel's books, but I know of the musician from the wonderful telly programme. Love even for the lowly, especially, for the lowly, can be cruel and torturous. Literally, as you show.
Read full commentPosted in Letter To Anne Boleyn From Mark Smeaton
we're all lightening bugs on
Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024
we're all lightening bugs on the breeze.
Read full commentPosted in Enchanted insects
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