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My stories

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Dame Nellie's Crackers

They’e not really crackers they’re actually toast as Nellie will tell if you believe in her ghost. Easy to make it just takes a tick. Surprise...
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Mr. Portleven's Electricity Class

Every thing in here is true except for Portleven's name in case someone related to the ******* reads this
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New Directions (28)

The tow path along the Kennet is very pretty even on a teeth rattling morning in December. During the night a heavy layer of frost crystals sprayed...
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Snow

the forecast was rain
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225 of my comments have received 234 Great Feedback votes

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Hi Claudine these are the approx translations

Posted on Thu, 21 Nov 2024

Tom Brown commented on a line from my story: Of course Sich Heil (Nazi salute)

for a joke I replied in German: Indeed, but those words were from an English character

Tom replied in Afrikaans: indeed I am not German or English I am...

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Posted in THE OUTTHERE A-EYE CHAT SHOW (second bit)

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What a glovely idea

Posted on Fri, 22 Nov 2024

 

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Posted in Trying Not To Be A Statistics.

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Hi Jenny

Posted on Mon, 30 Sep 2024

I can't say I ever heard of Dryads but I like the idea of Oak and other trees having nymphs to care for them. It reminds me of when my uncle took me and Dad to a small wood where it was said the birds never go. It was eerie and totally silent....

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Posted in Visions Carried On The Wind

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Thanks very much M.

Posted on Mon, 30 Sep 2024

The story of Khephri is pretty complex, I just tried to summarise my view of the tradition. Amazing how observing the little beetle collecting dung for it's young to feed on can give rise to a culture's important god for their interpretation of...

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Posted in KHEPRI

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Interesting he chose ASDA where the customer are less well off

Posted on Wed, 25 Sep 2024

Maybe the have more empathy for poor unfortunates.

I imagine Tesco security guys would (rather roughly from my experience) kick him out. Not sure what Sainsbury would do, but I imagine Waitrose would be a waste of time since their...

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Posted in Another Way.

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King Kier is between a rock and a hard place

Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024

Unlike King Arthur who had Merlin to take care of rocks and hard places.

King Boris was only interested in one hard place and getting his rocks off.

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Posted in The New King Arthur Slays His First Dragon! By Alfred N.Muggins

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Power corrupts . . . . every time!

Posted on Sat, 21 Sep 2024

 

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Posted in OH MY DAYS!

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I think you mean these babies :)

Posted on Sun, 08 Sep 2024

http://abugblog.blogspot.com/2011/12/pholcus-phalangioides-daddy-long-le...

sometimes known as Daddy long legs. 

Like youI don't remember...

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Posted in New BREED

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I wonder what he did wrong?

Posted on Fri, 06 Sep 2024

I don't remember anything very contravesial,unless it was his disgust with Trump (not the only one for sure)

sad to see him gone

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Posted in Where Is ICE RIVERS?

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Never underestimate the power of forethought and mobile phones

Posted on Sat, 24 Aug 2024

A lesson we should never forget.

Smart lass!!!!

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Posted in The meek shall inherit the earth

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