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My stories

Great Expectations

So I hear, you're going West? Well, it's time you left your mother's breast. And if you want to go, be my guest. There's no need to sneer, fart or...

The Summer of '69

My memory is hazy And a little mazy, But was it so crazy, Or downright lazy, To lie in the sun, Watching that daisy?
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Escape

Well, I guess it could be worse. Outside the house, there could be a hearse. Illness and death; the human curse. Perhaps there's no excuse for being...

A Strange Malaise

I woke up feeling damp and nithered. Wandered about, mumbled and dithered. Tried the toilet and in they slithered. Looked down; deflatedly withered.

An Unfortunate Amalgamation of Mammal and Fish

I was called the product of a pig and an ass. And it had to be admitted, I was notoriously crass. My daily meal was unfresh bass. So, belching a lot...

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