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what comes after Christmas.
Carl sucked on his teeth but didn’t say anything when the camper van parked in their street. The neighbours would squabble about it soon enough...
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silent as need be
Rain battered down. A give-and-take. They walked side-by-side, silent as need be. They crossed Kilbowie Road, watching for traffic, listening for the...
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Awake
Almost the worst thing A face that no longer speaks Warfarin and medical wattle One that makes you weep Sloshing around is somebody No need for an...
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claptrap
Collecting a plastic medal on his 30 th anniversary. Clenched teeth and a rictus smile. The backslapping goodness of them all. Dry lips. Missing God...
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Renaissance.
So it must have been after the birth of the Ku Klux Klan In the first, bright light, the spellbound hugged themselves In their fields of late-cropped...
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existentinal question about
Posted on Sun, 09 Aug 2026
existentinal question about how long there'll be a me, you should leave to another post or just ask Ludo. Come on the Mayo(annise). A smpathetic pun as striking at Ochestral Manouvers in the Dark.
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that's the man to deal with
Posted on Sat, 08 Aug 2026
that's the man to deal with Elon, better still the moron's moron. Trump.
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Nigel Farage is an amateur
Posted on Sat, 08 Aug 2026
Nigel Farage is an amateur comedy act when compared with the real master of looting, the moron's moron, Trump. His family had cut a deal with arselicker in chief, Infantano, to sell the World Cup to the super rich. Nazis simply chartered a train...
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makes sense. I just wish
Posted on Wed, 05 Aug 2026
makes sense. I just wish others would listen. Wonderful read, as always.
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wow, people that understand
Posted on Tue, 04 Aug 2026
wow, people that understand themselves are my kind of people. I wish I could join them.
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amateur v pro? the old idea
Posted on Tue, 04 Aug 2026
amateur v pro? the old idea of the game for the game. gentlemen and just men. I see the problem and feel the problem which is better.
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total eclipse, aye, I guess
Posted on Sun, 02 Aug 2026
total eclipse, aye, I guess the rest. Bonnie Tyler I thought just had the right kind of gruff voice.
Read full commentPosted in The Way We Heard: Total Eclipse of the Heart
Take That Mr Muggins and Andy
Posted on Sat, 01 Aug 2026
Take That Mr Muggins and Andy Burnham. But as 10cc were known to say, 'I'm not in love'.
Read full commentPosted in The Alfred Muggins' Diaries : June 2026 Part 2 : Journeys To and From Manchester!
Blue Nun and the Spice Girls.
Posted on Tue, 28 Jul 2026
Blue Nun and the Spice Girls. Makes it very special.
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He lost an election to the
Posted on Mon, 27 Jul 2026
He lost an election to the worst President in American history. That's a flop. I wish it didn't happen too. I'd hope upwards of 80 million Americans wouldn't vote for the moron's moron. I was wrong. They were wrong in my estimation. It's cost the...
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