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I have 240 stories published in 28 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1052531 times and 323 of my stories have been cherry picked.
1563 of my 4,897 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 1584 votes

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Paul

I am a Brummie living in North Somerset who loves to write but gets distracted with other things. I enjoy horror/fantasy and anything that provokes original thought.

My literary heroes are Clive Barker, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe and HP Lovecraft.

Everyone should read George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-four .

I have work published by AlienBuddha Press, Loft Books, BlackBough Poems, DarkWinter Literary Magazine and Paragraph Planet.

You can find me on SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/user-62051685

on Twitter at https://twitter.com/BeeRummie

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beerummie/

at Bluesky @marandina.bsky.social

and at Threads https://www.threads.net/@beerummie

 

My stories

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Boris and the Art of the Deal

This is the fifteenth entry in the satirical series at https://www.abctales.com/collection/pandemic-tales-bojo-and-co Boris and the Art of the Deal...
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The Body in the Library

Saturday 24th April 1976 The Body in the Library I always was a fan of Sherlock Holmes. Tales of his case-solving are legendary made even more...
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Portal

Portal She calls to him from distant Iron Hills scraping sepia skies, giants’ footsteps echo below. This portrait painting, dreams a thin veneer,...
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The Golden Fleece (Ghost Walk) Part Two of Two

Part One at: https://www.abctales.com/story/marandina/golden-fleece-ghost-walk-part-o... The Golden Fleece (Ghost Walk) Part Two of Two For a split...
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The Golden Fleece (Ghost Walk) Part One of Two

Leads on from: https://www.abctales.com/story/marandina/golden-fleece-part-two-two The Golden Fleece (Ghost Walk) Part One of Two I watched as Alice...
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1563 of my comments have received 1584 Great Feedback votes

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An important message that

Posted on Sun, 07 Dec 2025

An important message that never gets old. Merry Christmas to both David and Alfred. 

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Posted in All I Want For Christmas ….? By Alfred N.Muggins

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Oh that's so kind of you,

Posted on Tue, 21 Oct 2025

Oh that's so kind of you, Penny. The comment you left on the original version meant a lot to me also. Hoping to be around on site more soon. Just got a lot going on in real life at the moment. Paul :)

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Posted in Why does it always rain in graveyards?

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Papa’s got another brand new

Posted on Wed, 03 Dec 2025

Papa’s got another brand new teapot. Ah yes...a Pigbag reference from my teen years. Always a joy to read your monthly updates, T.

[We won't mention the footie *cough*]

Keep 'em coming. They are an inspiration to many of us. ...

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Posted in The Strange Case of Dr Gunchev and Crazy Ludo

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Another wonderful addition to

Posted on Fri, 14 Nov 2025

Another wonderful addition to your already brimming collection of life writing, T.

This is today's Facebook, X/Twitter and BlueSky Pick of the Day.

Congratulations. 

[Only ever had Irn Bru on a couple of occasions. Not sure...

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Posted in Saturday Night's Alright for Peaches

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Ukraine and Gaza both

Posted on Fri, 14 Nov 2025

Ukraine and Gaza both difficult situations. Putin won't take a back step and Gaza borders on being intractable. Not sure where it will all end.

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Posted in Easter 2025 by Alfred N.Muggins (Rogue Reporter (please don’t shoot me, I’m only the armchair journalist))

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This melancholy instalment is

Posted on Wed, 22 Oct 2025

This melancholy instalment is poetically soulful in its urban bleakness. 

It is today's Facebook, X/Twitter and BlueSky Pick of the Day.

I have added a pic to promote your work on social media. Just let me know if you prefer to use...

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Posted in My Dinosaur Era Chapter 9

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Anything that mentions

Posted on Tue, 21 Oct 2025

Anything that mentions Fathers Ted Crilly and Jack Hackett from the eponymous and outstandingly wonderful comedy series is just grand by me.

Well I think I've spent most of the afternoon reading the first four parts in this travelogue....

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Posted in Singin' in the Buncrana Rain

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You have certainly captured

Posted on Sun, 12 Oct 2025

You have certainly captured the essence of the time, Jenny. A poem sepia-stained in lore and tradition.

Fine work indeed. 

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Posted in Floki's Viking Spirit

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I don't think Alfred is

Posted on Fri, 10 Oct 2025

I don't think Alfred is boring at all. Maybe Trumpenstein's vainglorious pursuit of the Nobel Peace Prize *is*. 

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Posted in Rogue Reporter Comes Under Censorship From An Unexpected Quarter (The Home Front!) by Alfred.N.Muggins

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This is today's Facebook, X

Posted on Wed, 08 Oct 2025

This is today's Facebook, X/Twitter and BlueSky Pick of the Day.

I've added a pic to promote your work on social media. Please let me know if you prefer to use something else.

Congratulations. 

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Posted in Rust and Dust 4

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