Whatever
By Hades502
Whatever strangeness that cannot be classified anywhere else.
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Gollum Meets James Bond
“Moonraker is an integral Bond film,” I lie. “This is like the best one.” I do not mention that I could just pause the shittiest Bond film ever.
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Habit
Habit You are a creature of habit and your habits are bad. You awaken. The morning chill on your face and left leg, a limb that has wandered outside...
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Happy Easter Pt. 1
Prospera Pascha Sit Zachary A little boy, six years old, dressed in his Sunday best wanders through the park. A look of glee that he could not...
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Wuhan
Wuhan Amidst the shit and the piss and the dirt and the grime The corruption and the hate and the sorrow and the crime Where you drink your tequila...
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Figurative
Figurative It was a cold day. The coldness seeped into my bones like chocolate pudding that had been accidentally frozen instead of refrigerated. I...
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5 Day Riptide (Working Title) Day 1
Sorry, had to edit the summary. My bad.
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How
How Several interrogatives run through my head. What, Where, and Which opt not to make an appearance. I know the When, if not exactly, then certainly...
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The Opposite Effect (1)
The Opposite Effect We all of us fantasize, I think. I believe that it’s a natural and normal thing to wish for things to be better, even impossibly...
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The Opposite Effect (3)
I drove home and proceeded to get drunk. Initially I began to feel a bit better, not much, but a little. I realized how asinine it was to go to...
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Corona
Corona The woman had to go, I decided. I wasn’t in the rideshare from Guangzhou to Foshan by some coincidental occurrence. It was Spring Festival and...
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Trophies
Oops, bad word in the first line or so. Just starts our as one side of an interrogation.
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Icarus Unheeded
Icarus Unheeded April 2, 2021 Online Advertisement: Bill and Joe’s Extreme Games presents the next big thing that every thrill seeker absolutely must...
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Dealing with Bloodsuckers
Dealing with Bloodsuckers “Ouch, that hurts,” she said. “It’s just a little shock. After a few times you almost don’t even notice it,” replied the...
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A place without Rainbows
A Place Without Rainbows You look out onto the meadow. It’s surreal almost, the most purely saturated colors assault your senses. It’s breathtakingly...
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Mouth Rape and Alien Fashion Choices 1
Mouth Rape and Alien Fashion Choices I was in a Didi (One of several versions of Chinese Uber) on my way to the dentist. I absolutely hate getting...
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Mouth Rape and Alien Fashion Choices 2
It was only about twenty minutes between the last Alien message I had sent to the group, and the next: What kind of asshole majors in xenomorphology...
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Mouth Rape and Alien Fashion Choices 3
When I finally met the dentist, or the one who was going to pull my tooth, I have to say that my initial reaction was not of him being highly...
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Comes Around (1)
Comes Around April 13th “Good that you wore the sweats,” said Jack. “Yeah, I don’t feel comfortable with this at all.” “Relax, it will be fine.”...
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Comes Around (2)
Thirteen hours later: Aaron was lying on his bed, still wearing the clothes of the previous evening. He was lingering in that vague area between...
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Comes Around (3)
Thirteen months later: “Here’s your new cell, shitbird,” said the guard. Turning to the current occupant, he said, “You know the drill, Grizzly.” The...
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Comes Around (4)
Thirteen years later Jack pulled up to the bus stop in a vehicle that looked much older than its years, a heavy layer of grease seemed permanently...
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