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1048 of my comments have received 1139 Great Feedback votes

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String

Posted on Thu, 11 Jul 2024

I'm really sorry to hear about your dental ordeal but pleased that you weren't so traumatised that you were unable to write your poem about it.

For future reference a bottle of rough whiskey, a piece of string and a door handle is a much...

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The Swingin' Seventies

Posted on Thu, 11 Jul 2024

Dear Jenny.

I hope you find happy and rewarding times in your seventies. Save a place  for me. I'll be in them soon, possibly accompanied by some travelling gypsies.

And whenever it was, I hope you had a lovely time on your birthday...

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Posted in Holding Onto My Desires And Dreams

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Pagan Orange

Posted on Wed, 10 Jul 2024

Thanks Paul. Yes I saw it. It brought outrage to the world and his pagan god. A very ill-mannered thing to do but it was only a bit of orange coloured cornflour and I'm sure the dear old henge has known far worse. The stunt gained a lot of...

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Posted in A Midsummer Night’s Dream

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Just Stop Many Things

Posted on Wed, 10 Jul 2024

I'd say that Just Stop Plastic and Bombs and Rockets Whilst Significantly Reducing the Number of Internal Combustion Engines would be a better name for a pressure group. We need oil for our chip pans and massage parlours.

It's...

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Posted in A Midsummer Night’s Dream

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Blood on the Tracks

Posted on Tue, 09 Jul 2024

Bob Dylan has highs and a few lows for me but Blood on the Tracks is the ultimate high and on which Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts really stands out. It's one of those got-to-listen-twice songs.

Long time ago when...

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Posted in Juke Box Jive

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Embarrassing

Posted on Fri, 05 Jul 2024

Priyatelkata is half Algerian. She will haggle over the number of corn flakes in her breakfast bowl.

In market situations I feel half proud and half embarrassed. When I try to haggle she just laughs.

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Posted in My Döner and Chide

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Advice for first time Guinness carriers

Posted on Fri, 05 Jul 2024

In five easy steps:

  1. Arrange the pints of Guinness on the bar top in a triangle formation with two near to you and one a bit further away.
  2. Place the thumb and index finger of each hand around the two pints of Guinness nearest
  3. ...
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I can really do it, I can really move...

Posted on Tue, 09 Jul 2024

Yes! All lovers make
Make the same mistakes
As me and you

 

Bob Dylan, eat your heart out!

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Posted in Juke Box Jive

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Wanderer

Posted on Mon, 08 Jul 2024

I'm very sorry to hear about your dyslexia... I wasn't poking fun.

I'm pleased to hear you've wandered a bit. They're all nice countries that you've visited, even if they don't have Maltesers.

But don't stop now. The world's your...

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Posted in Malta. Part Nine.

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The other forty

Posted on Mon, 08 Jul 2024

Four times fifteen percent is only sixty percent. I hope the other forty wasn't the best bit.

Most countries in southern and eastern Europe don't have homeless people. It's because accommodation is cheaper than in the west and it's in our...

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