David Kirtley
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David Kirtley
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Recent Invasions Of Scotland by Alfred.N.Muggins
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Alfred and some of his friends had first invaded Scotland in 1984, armed with maps and guide books, and a car. Thereupon they had taken it upon...
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Don't You Forget About Me (Talent) 1
Where talent is ignored and in great quantity. Where the young are forced to be what they don’t want to be. Where novels are written, containing the...
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A Small Treatise Upon Scottish Culture (Just To Put A Few Demons To Rest) by Mr A.N.Muggins
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Thankfully due to the general lack of interest in his writing, and the modern inability of any unknown author or writer to get published in a way...
The Internet Is Finally Restored (By An Angel) by Alfred N.Muggins
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The internet was off. Consternation! But miraculously an Angel (namely his wife Mrs Muggins), always ready for action, decisively looked on the...
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Mr A.Muggins Goes Back To The 20th Century To Kidnap Mrs Thatcher For Auld Henry VIII
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Muggins went back to the 20 th Century, more precisely 1990, on behalf of King Henry to kidnap the famous British Prime Minister (known as the Iron...