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At Least They’re Not Puritans! (or Wielders of the Spanish Inquisition!) By Mr Alfred N.Muggins
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(who is definitely not being paid by any newspapers or media organisations (or political parties) as he writes this, and who therefore has no axes to...
Time Travel To The Court Of Old Henry VIII : Henry's Infatuation and the Religious Earthquake! By Mr A.N.Muggins (Sir Alfred Muggins, soon to be Lord Muggins!) Part 1
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Alfred found he was getting on quite well with Henry. He was quite a cool guy actually, and he found that at this time there was a side of the King...
Offences Against The Christmas Spirit (A list of crimes and offences against the sacred Spirit of Christmas) by Mr Alfred N.Muggins
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People who shout or are rude to retail staff during the run up to Christmas, treating them as if they are slaves or mere servants, despite being...
The Countdown Is On : Advanced Planning For Christmas At The Muggins' Home (The Water Melon!) by Alfred Muggins
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He saw the plate he had used last night before going to bed, on the side, near the sink, where he had put it, before it could be later stacked into...
Merry Christmas Everybody! (Christmases Past and Present) by Mr A.N.Muggins
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Slade came on the car radio as the channel played a soothing range of Christmas hits, playing their most famous Christmas hit from 1973, ‘Merry...
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