Which Planet do you think we should exile Putin on?..By Mr Alfred N.Muggins

I think the moon would be too close. He might just find a way back from there, or build up his reserves and forces again for another invasion of Earth!

I am voting for Pluto! It is sufficiently small. And not now regarded as a proper planet, so he won’t get any more ideas above his station!

He could never find his way back from there to hold another Waterloo! (Don’t forget the Abba song – even the Swedes wouldn’t want that!)

Besides Pluto has a ring to it (Does it?) and it sounds like an appropriate place for Putin. (Putin of Pluto!! – yes that sounds good, I like that! Very fitting!)

David Bowie said there was Life On Mars, so we don’t want to send him there, and didn’t Gustav Holst say Mars was the Destroyer of Planets. We don’t want Putin trying his hand at that now, do we?

Can’t we just charge him with war crimes and have him executed. Surely that would be the easiest, and the safest. But no, they tell me such war criminals must be offered a way out so they don’t end up fighting to the death and taking thousands or millions more with them, like Adolf. So they have to be exiled, like Napoleon too. (Thankfully Stalin never got the safe haven because he died when the doctors didn’t dare come to attend to him!)