Chronicles Of Mr Alfred Muggins

A collection of Ongoing (?) (and rather exaggerated) Chronicles of the life of Mr Alfred Muggins, a very ordinary, and yet slightly extraordinary Englishman, an often grumpy husband in his mid fifties. These passages should not be taken too seriously, and may evolve with time and character development.

(The Ongoing?) (and rather exaggerated) Chronicles Of Mr Alfred Muggins : Mr Muggins Finds Inspiration From The Adventures Of Good Old King Henry

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Alfred Muggins was sat in bed with his wife, both having slept late. She had been looking at facebook for a while, scrolling and scrolling, while he refused to be tempted into wakefulness. He knew he needed more sleep, as they had been watching historical dramas again, about that famous English King who had so many wives, and had become so cruel.

'Christmas!! Christmas!' (Mr A.Muggins at Christmas)

‘Christmas!! Christmas!!’ he swore to himself under his breath. It was all getting just too much for him. He was lazy enough at the best of times,...

Alfred Muggins Ponders The Royal Wives (Again)

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Mr Muggins and his wife were in their (royal – he liked to think of it!) bed. It was not a four poster bed unfortunately, like Henry and his wives,...

The Six Wives of Mr Alfred Muggins (an idle fantasy)

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Real Wife (Mrs Muggins) Alexa – imagining the woman behind that lovely Amazon woman’s voice! In actual fact his image of her changed with the seasons...

Yippee!! : Mrs Muggins Gets Officially Rolled Out At Last

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Meaning : She has been officially invited by the NHS to book an appointment for a covid vaccination. Predictably she was straight on the phone,...

Mr Alfred Muggins' Thoughts On The Reformation

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He had been virtually accused of racism in the summer for defending the statues on social media, but there was no foundation to it! What would they have accused him of if they had realised he was a fan of Henry VIII? At least he wasn't going to get his head chopped off.....

Mr Alfred Muggins' Small Melodrama In The Kitchen

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Muggins came into the kitchen. Chaos!! He could see at least two tops off things (and that was just at first glance!) The milk was still out on the...

World Burning Down (Turkey and Greece, California and Oregon, and Afghanistan!) by Alfred N.Muggins

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With so many important and historical parts of the world burning down this year, and Mother Nature on the run, Alfred Muggins juxtaposes (or mirrors) the wanton/negligent/reckless/hapless/treacherous 'burning down' of the Afghan State, which so few were prepared to fight for in the end, and compares it with ancient times!

Abandon City (Abandon Country!) by A.N.Muggins

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Abandon ship! Afghanistan is no more, Old Afghanistan (of the last 20 years, or the 1970’s) has just given up its own ghost and is waiting to die!...

Fool To Cry by Mr Alfred Muggins

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At difficult times of tiredness or exhaustion, or just mild depression, Muggins was one of those people who would take refuge in music. It kept him...

The Fall Of Atlantis by Alfred N.Muggins

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Alfred views the increasing encroachment of Christmas adverts, on television and elsewhere, before Remembrance Day and Remembrance Sunday, which...

War! : More Thoughts by Alfred N.Muggins

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6/3/22 Apparently the Great Leader has pronounced that War is no longer to be called War? Many millions of people across Ukraine, in particular, and...

What’s Wrong With Putin? By Alfred N.Muggins

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What’s wrong with Putin? Hasn’t he got enough wives? I would assume that he must have a wife. I can’t say, I’ve never seen her. Does he bring her to...

Risk! By A.N.Muggins

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I once met a lady from Bratsk, at a bus stop in Sheffield, I’d never heard of the place before, even though I reckoned myself to be a bit of an...

Plutocracy! By Alfred N.Muggins

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(given that I believe Putin should be exiled to Pluto!) Plutocracy! : the opposite of Democracy : the opposite of decency : the opposite of...
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Easter 2022 by Alfred N. Muggins

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The whole world prays as Putin’s stooges, young inexperienced soldiers, pilots, sailors and generals reign down death upon civilians turned into...
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Jubilee by Alfred N.Muggins Part 1

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2/6/22 What does it mean? In the bible it meant the cancellation of debts (rents?), the reapportioning of lands to hold (land reform?), a chance to...

Jubilee by Alfred N.Muggins Part 2

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2/6/22 (4/6/22) Alfred was a bit jealous. His brief stint as a caretaker King for Henry VIII had given him a slight thirst for power, particularly...

Life and Times Of Mrs Muggins written by Mrs Muggins

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Where is Alfred today? I bet he’s out visiting Henry again, He should be helping in our garden. Instead he’s gallivanting through the centuries again...
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