Wonky Planet (A Punky Tale Of The Future) by Alfred Muggins

All is not Hunky Dory on Planet Earth,

David Bowie wrote we had 5 years,

That’s all we got?

But hopefully we’ve still got a lot more than that!

We’re not so spunky now, are we?

Now we know the floods are coming,

And a lot of us are going to be living in the sea quite soon,

Along with the fish, and the squids, and the jellyfish!

Boris couldn’t do the job any more.

He wasn’t scoring enough points on the global energy saving scale!

So we got Tony Blair back in to advise us,

And we started to make progress,

But it still wasn’t enough.

The coastal cities went below the sea, and the floods came.

Goodbye Somerset, Goodbye London!

Run to the hills,

Go and live in the hills,

Before it’s too late!

We’re dancing at the end of time, with Michael Moorcock!

There’s something going wrong around here!

The Norwegians are enjoying warmer temperatures,

but the ice has been melting and the seas are definitely rising.

We’ll be living in an octopus’s garden after all!