H The HumAN rACE

People stop and tell me
My!! how I'm looking thin
I look at them in mild surprise
And say"Oh no I'm slim"

They say my sense of humour
Border's on insane
I tell them I'm just trying
To join the human race.

I think I shouldn't bother
Their life is very dull
They've only got a tiny mind
And that is full of bull.