A B?guiling prof

A B?guiling prof

Madame B?guile from Oral French
Fills the room with her Gallic stench.
She's nice enough and tr?s, tr?s glam,
She says 'Bonjour, Messieurs, Mesdames.'
But it's her penchant for that French cuisine
Mon Dieu! Her breath's obscene.

The putrid pong precedes her through the classroom door
Her mal odeur announces her, seeping through her pores.

'La Prof arrive!' shouts Jonny Moses,
And twenty hands cup twenty noses.
As Madame comes in,
There's a mighty din
As we gasp against her halitosis.

We fan the air, wheeze and cough.
Quel pu! The pongy prof.

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