WEDDING FAILS

Do you take this man, will you be his loving bride.
Do you swear to be faithful and stay by his side.
Will you love and cherish, before you each perish.
Will you give all your heart, 'til death puts you apart.

But before your finger gets ringed, you know, of course,
That many marriages have turned into divorce.
It may look rosy now, but further down the line,
He'll call you a cheap tart and you'll call him a swine.

Why should your marriage turn out any differently?

You shall also end up having numerous rows.
You may very well fancy having a squabble,
As soon as you've both taken your alleged vows.

I don't know what you think about this wedding scene,
But I reckon it's all rather pointless, don't you?
Tell you what, why don't you save us all the bother,
And don't even bother to start saying 'I do'.

29 April 2002