Eavesdropping

EAVES DROPPING

"And so I said - there's no vegetable that big! And she said, oh have
you tried a leak? And I said well you need it for a leak don't you! And
she was like&;#8230;"

Pssst! Stop eavesdropping. Jesus Christ, that's all you do nowadays
isn't it? You think 'oh, I'm a writer' and so you go search for
'inspiration' from everyday lives. But your not gonna use any of that
in that short story of yours, no you just eavesdrop cuz your just a big
nosed, busy body.

You sit down on the bus and you put your headphones on, nod your head a
bit but NO!! You're not listening to that - you haven't even switched
the walkman on, you're just wearing it so that the two girls sitting
behind don't know that you're listening to their tales.

"Then Neil was like - 'what!!' Cuz he didn't know AT all. It wasn't til
Mel told him that he finally figured it out&;#8230;"

Hello? You don't even know Neil is, and who the fuck is Mel? For all
you know the people sitting behind you could be axe murders and Neil
and Mel are their criminal comrades. But still you listen on:

"Nah, can't be Friday cuz I'm working and anyway Hannah and Tracy won't
be able to make it. It's gotta be Saturday, meet you there at 8? Yea,
outside the mall? Yea, okay, bye!"

That's private you know! How would you like it if I was prying in on
your personal phone calls? Yes you're right, it wouldn't be nice, but
still you do it don't you? Fag-ending for NO REASON. Unless of course
your gonna go the mall at 8 with Hannah and Tracy? You know, let me
tell you, your little 'I'm getting inspiration' alibi is so lame. If
you were a real writer then all the words would be in your head and you
wouldn't have to steal Neil's and pry in on Hannah and Tracy's social
outings. Honestly, you need to get a grip and STOP EAVESDROPPING!