F - Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, Mirror...

I look terrible.
You look fantastic.

I'm too thin.
Really slim and athletic.

My nose is too big.
A Roman Empress in profile.

I look so old.
So Stately and wise.

My breasts are too small.
You're a Greek statue.

Where are my hips?
The straight lines of Garbo.

I'm way past my best.
You've not reached your peak.

I hate this reflection.
I could look at you all day.

I'm going to change everything.
Don't change anything.

You won't recognise me.
I won't recognise you.