Mysteries

White shadows,
Strange noises,
You never really had a doubt.
Ratting chains.
Driving you insane.
Just makes you want to scream and shout.
It all happened when you spilt grandp'as ashes,
All over the living room floor.
Who'd guess that you'd get haunted?
In your dreams forever more?

Huge spaceship.
Teleportation.
Thieving farmyard cows.
They took you from your bedroom one night,
And inserted an implant into your bowels.
It all happened when you mocked a star trek convention,
You couldn't understand the Klingon code.
Who'd guess that you'd get abducted?
And found your balls and your ears loosely sewed.

Pretty angels.
Pearly gates.
No need for computers, no Bill Gates.
When you breathed your last breath.
You reached for the bright white light,
And you knew when you reached death,
Things weren't quite right.
It all happened when you stepped in front of a bus,
You had a little too many beers,
Who'd guess that the reaper would claim your soul today?
These unsolved mysteries are so weird.