UxB

UxB

Yu-bee bloody iquitous
D'yu really mean what I think yu mus'
Or are yu used to bullshit us
Accursed word ubiquitous

My diction'ry I cast aside
To look yu up offends my pride
Informed guesswork be my guide
I know yur soul, ubiquitous

Hey! When I say I know yur soul
Hell, yu aint got one? on the whole
Yu're every modern writer's goal
Mr 'must-use-me' ubiquitous

A must-to-write, but not to speak
The word to impress, to be tres chic
Demonstrating itself, like unique
Ubiquitous seams, well? ubiquitous!

But Wait?

Few other words start U then B
Ubangi ? Ubetcha!'s a dim memory
Two made up words for a total of three?
A fraud? a fraud, I clearly see
Yu're anything but ubiquitous