V: Monkey Magic

Ah, Pigsy!
I cry out loud
From my vantage point
On my flying cloud.

That Tripitaka
Is messing with my head,
Girl or boy, I wonder
Could I get it in bed?

Cheeky chappy Sandy
Is a monster from the sea,
He wants to eat my talking horse,
And maybe even me.

Pigsy likes the ladies,
He fights with a big rake,
He used to be a big fat pig
Eating lots and lots of cake.

Friday evening, fish and chips,
Monkey on TV,
Bamboo canes in the garden,
Ah, Pigsy!