Welcome to McWitch's

This was written for three people. Two of the people (Lizzie and
Meline) switch characters througout the play, so sorry if it gets
confusing. Lizzie, Eli, and Meline are just names I kind of picked up
out of the air...

Eli: Hi, welcome to McWitch's, McDonald's magic style. My name's Eli,
what would you like?

Lizzie: Um? um? I'm sorry? I can't take this kind of pressure! (runs
out)

Eli: Oooook! Can I help you then, ma'am?

Meline: Yes. I would like a Big Mac, please.

Eli: Will that be all?

Meline: I would also like a slice of pie.

Eli: Chocolate Frog, Mystery, or Combustible Apple?

Meline: Never mind. Do you have any? cake?

Eli: Yup. Sure thing. We have Oozing? something?Cranberry Crackle?
Firework Fruit?Crunchy Frog?

Meline: Do you have any ice cream then?

Eli: Yes.

Meline: What flavors?

Eli: Vanilla.

Meline: Is that all?

Eli: Yes.

Meline: Riiiight. I'll have that then.

Eli: Comin' right up! (zaps Meline her food with plastic
silverware)

Meline: Do you have any stainless steel spoons? I am sorry but you gave
me a plastic one.

Eli: No, um, sorry??

Meline: (yelling) WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME GOOD SERVICE AROUND
HERE! (stomps out as Lizzie enters, playing Eli's enemy)

Eli: Welcome to McWitch's. What would you like?

Lizzie: (sman) How did YOU end up working HERE? (smans turn to
hardcore laughter)

Eli: (grabs Lizzie's throat) Elizabeth, if this EVER gets out?

Lizzie: MANAGER!!!

Meline: (comes out dressed as a manager, from behind Eli) Is there any
trouble, Eli?

Eli: No sir? uh, ma'am.

Meline: Good. Everything alright, sir?

Lizzie: (laugh) YES!

Meline: Wonderful. Enjoy your meal.

Lizzie: Thank you!

Eli: Like I was saying?If this gets around school I'll?

Lizzie: You'll what? This is SO good? I could really use this!

Eli: Remember that one time when...

Lizzie: (trembles) Oh y-yeah?Bye! (runs)

Eli: (gets a call, listens?) No, I'm sorry sir, we don't take
reservations. (hangs up)

Meline: (comes in) Hello, I made a reservation for this time.

Eli: Didn't I just talk to you?

Meline: Uh, yeah! I said I wanted reservations for now!

Eli: (mutters) When I get out of here I am zapping every Big Mac I
see!

Meline: What was that?

Eli: Uh? nothing. Sorry, I told you we don't accept reservations
here.

Meline: You never said that!

Eli: Yes I did.

Meline: No you didn't!

Eli: Yes I DID!

Meline: No you-

Eli: Stiffis Mortus!

Meline: (falls to the ground, unconcious). Eli pulls her arms over and
out the door)

Eli: Hope nobody saw that? (Lizzie enters)

Lizzie: Hellooooo, Evan. Do you knoooooow who I ammmmmm?

Eli: Uh, mum?

Lizzie: Nooooo! It is IIIIII, the Dark Lord of Magic!

Eli: Uh, hello, M'Lord. What would you like? Uh, it's free for special
people, whatever it is you want! How may I serve you, my liege?

Lizzie: (flips off hood) Just kidding! I'm a security guard from the
Bring Down Very Very Bad People Corp! You are under arrest because
you're a very very bad person!

Eli: Uh oh. Abra Kadabra!

Lizzie: (disappears)

Eli: Coooool!

Meline: (comes in with Lizzie dressed as guards.) Eli?

Eli: What do you want?

Lizzie: You have violated rule 666.666. We are sorry?

Meline: But you'll have to quit working at McWitch's.

Eli: What rule is that? How did I break it?

Meline: It's your hair?

Lizzie: We don't like it. It's a violation of the Disturbing Eating
People rule.

Eli: So you're firing me because you hate my hair.

Meline: Yes.

Eli: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I QUIT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS PLACE! (he
leaves)

Lizzie: Fine with us.

Meline: Yeah. Now we don't have to pay for our burgers!

Lizzie: Great!

THE END