Valentine's Card Message

I want to do rude things to you.
I'll love you till the end of time.
Please will you be my fluffykins?
Oh darling, will you please be mine?
You are the centre of my world.
I never want to let you go.
My body yearns to feel your touch.
Please will you be my dashing beau?

I've tried to find a card for you
But none of them seem right
It may be that we fall in love
Or spend some sordid nights
It's hard to say, I cannot guess
We only met last week
But if you ask me out tonight
I promise I'll say yes.