Ahem...

Well,

I have nothing against my mum of course, she's a lovely, slightly batty
lady who taught me the following:

1) The world would be a boring place if we were all the same...

and

2) You can think what you like, but if it's nasty or mean - don't say
it!

Two life ideals that have stood me in pretty good stead. However, my
thoughts turn to the next generation. My little eggs will one day, with
any luck, be actual beings and I know that when that time comes this is
the person I want to speak to them, not the person I will inevitably
become. Although she may be nicer, who knows?

I would have lost these if I wrote them on paper, and I don't trust my
laptop not to break in the time being so here are my letters to
posterity on the internet.

So my first little egg will one day read them. Assuming the internet
doesn't break first, of course.

There are only four letters, for 13, 16, 18 and 21. They seemed the
most important birthdays at the time. Feel free to look, though I doubt
they'll interest you.

I just thought it was a nice idea.