a cough sweet

Cough Sweet

I swear by 'Original De-Hacking' cough sweets.
Bugger fuck shit bloody cunt fuck bugger
I stand by 'Soothies blue croak ridding' sweets.
I stood next to one. It was dwarfed by me
The best cough sweets always taste the worst
Like yuk flavoured boiled yak bum tasting
Brown sour as gummy aunties and Fireman Foes
Original and now more disgusting cough pastilles.
Pastels for sketching don't get rid of coughs. Lozenge revenge
If he don't dig you he burn your mouth and make you have dem ulcer that
you can't resist swiping with your tongue every five seconds to check
its progress.
Pilgrims often suffered from straw throated coughs on their travels to
preach the message
And a drachm of ale brewed in a monastery under the auspices of a
solemn monk
Didn't work. So, they ate dried ale cakes. Original Pilgrim soothing
brown pious pieces of cough fighting reliefiness. I didn't swear by
those as I made them up.