Needledick

How pissed off was I?........

Thinking there was something behind that confident air and
self-assurance. When I met you at the train station with the others you
totally threw me. Didn't introduce yourself, took a group outside to
smoke and didn't include me never mind acknowledge me.
Thought you were sooooo rude and wasn't even interested in knowing what
you're name was.

How drunk was I?........

Tagging along at a drunken night out, considering I might have been too
judgemental and giving you a chance to win me over. Listening to your
endless stories and pondering over the possibility that you might be my
next conquest even though you were younger.

How jealous was I?........

You told me that normally that other girl stayed in your room at these
outings and you still held a torch for her. Apparently though she
didn't like sex so I had one over her from the start.

How glad was I to see you again?........

Meeting up like old buddies, telling people I had been to your house
and met your mum.
Being stupid enough to believe that you might actually think something
of me.

How disappointed was I?........

Finally getting you alone, determined to prove that I wasn't like the
other girl and I love sex. Trying my damndest to win your approval,
pulling off your trousers only to discover there was a severe lack of
manhood.

How could I go from optimistic to regretful?........

Overlooking your faults and the non-penis incident. Hoping you might
call me when I got home only to wait and wait and wait and finally give
up.

How over you am I?............

Very.