A girl called Linda Bailey

Linda Bailey

Linda Bailey is a bully
Linda Bailey pulls my hair
She's been certified unruly
She's been taken into care

Linda's mum's an alcoholic
Linda's mum is always pissed
She'll tell you how she's always falling
for all the blokes she says she's kissed

Linda's dad has buggered off
Linda's dad has gone for good
left her mum with debts to clear
juggling bills for clothes and food

Linda's brother is a junky
Linda's brother's shooting smack
He thinks he's wicked , cool and funky
a body full of needle tracks

Linda's sister's on the game
Linda's sister picks up blokes
none of them recall her name
her cheap perfume and dirty jokes

Linda Bailey is a bully
Linda Bailey pulls my hair
She's been certified unruly
do any of you out there care?