ICQ vulnerable... I find you crazy
By MarkPlimsoll
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ICQ vulnerable ... I find you crazy
by Mark Plimsoll
Here's a true slice: Woman calls into the ISP crying about ghosts or hackers in her machine.
"I was using Telnet to change password, then all of the sudden the keyboard starts typing dirty words, little windows come up saying things like like 'ouch, you are hitting my keys too hard' then a nude picture comes up, then a couple of months ago, and last night my own voice came out of the computer, it was a wave file that I remember recording, but it's like someone is controlling my computer. Need to change my password, but can't get into telnet." in tears on the phone.
She visited the office of this Internet Service Provider, with her pubescent daughter left in the car to hump her boyfriend. We could see the car bob up and down.
I remembered that houses with pubescent girls suffer from poltergeists.
"Hey you two! Get over here! Come on in and tell the man what's going on with the computer."
She starts toward the car to convince them she means it. The come in, he tucks in his shirt. They both look a little flushed and sweaty.
Her mom doesn't seem to notice. Seemed obvious to me that in under five unsupervised minutes, she would get pregnant.
She can't remember the password, and we try a couple, then she sheepishly suggests a risqué one. It works.
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