A Summer on junction 6

How come sun
Makes me so lethargic?
Perhaps if i had Chloroplasts
I would be better, you see

I have to take this vitriol
Once a year
Without fail
Unless otherwise on doctors orders.

But he might be roasting in Majorca
So i have to see
Latin nurse
With violence in her eyes

She holds my file
But still jabs me
With her nails made for
Dirty sex on the beach.

She undresses me and
Laughs as she puts me
In the boot
And laughs a bit more on the way

Police car chase action!!
Scream the headlines
Fuzzy pictures
From hellicopters ensue.

This rattling boot
Is the sun i always wanted
i.e.
One that doesn't work

Chloroplasts wouldn't work
In here,
In here
Everyone can cry.

Crap American car
Screeches,
As evil nurse
Laughs more

Is this your car madam?
MUHAHAHA!!!
I beg your pardon madam?
She said muhahaha,

You deaf pig
As she is taken away
And i am left here
Alone and

Desperate for sun

On junction 6