King Kong versus Godzilla

This is Coward Hosell, welcome to Ping Pong's Russ Bowl A Rama – The "Thrilla Magilla"! Tonight; King Kong versus Godzilla!

Coward: “And here we go, a slow volley to start and.. what's this, Kong is trash talking, lets listen in, live:

Kong: "Roar, hey Geico dude, your mama is a salamander"!

Coward: “Whoa that was a dig! Oh, here is Zillas reply:

Godzilla: "Pheeeeeeeeeeew"!

Coward: “Oh my God! Kong is on fire! The old flame throwing burn your opponent with your fire breath ploy!

Even a monkey should have seen that one coming.. oops, sorry King.

Now look, Kong smashed the table to smithereens! This is colossal folks, what action packed drama!

Now Zilla is picking up a group of train cars in slow motion, wait, there's bi-lines below in English, what's it say? Got it, it says; "Made in Japan"?

People are running in all directions now, GOOD GOSH there are people in the train cars screaming for help, all too surreal, the pandemonium, the horror... the horror! Look now”…

Spokes Person; “Sorry folks, programming has run long, our regularly scheduled movie will start now as scheduled, please enjoy "Heidi".

Come on! Heidi bowl, again? You've got to be kidding me!