Chronicles of Warlord Putinpot written by Alfred N.Muggins
Varied reports, stories, exaggerations, speculations and chronicles based on observations, fears, dreams, and fantasies (or nightmares!) concerning the Warlord Putinpot (variously named!) and his ambitions, actions, and failings!
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A Potted History of Putin and the Ancestry of the Russian State! (In Poetic Form) According to Alfred N.Muggins
Written : 25/2/22 (One day after the invasion of Ukraine began, as The Emperor Putinpot Restores The Empire) Edited : 3/3 2022 Featuring :- Vladimir...
Alfred N.Muggins’ Response To Words Of Wisdom From Tolkien!
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The Dark Lord eventually returns, unfortunately in a new guise! He has been quietly building his reserves and his military for many years, waiting to restore the Dark Empire, using his slaves to kill his opponents wherever he finds them!
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Behind Blue Eyes : A Review and Speculation by Alfred N.Muggins
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This classic rock song by Pete Townshend of The Who could have been written for Vladimir Putin! the loneliest man on earth, the man without a...
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Discombobulation : PutinTimes Thoughts From Alfred N.Muggins
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c.8/4/22 Methinks this particular revelation from the time when I was looking after Henry VIII’s throne for him, when he was away, might well prove...
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Easter 2022 by Alfred N. Muggins
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The whole world prays as Putin’s stooges, young inexperienced soldiers, pilots, sailors and generals reign down death upon civilians turned into...
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Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Alfred N.Muggins
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(Well it was by Tears For Fears actually) 11/3/22 (18/3/22) Well not everybody! Most normal, civilised, well brought up types would usually rather...
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In The Court Of The Crimson King by Alfred N. Muggins
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13/4/22 Alfred finally realised, after 53 years since its release, who the 21 st Century Schizoid Man really was! Admittedly he didn’t really...
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Inside the Mind Of Vladimir Putin by Mr Alfred N.Muggins
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16/3/22 (Potentate Putin, Comrade KGB, The Terrorist President, The Last Czar of Russia (who has now definitely superceded Nicholas Romanov II, who...
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Knights Of the Keyboard To the Defence of Ukraine (Part 1) by Alfred N.Muggins
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4/4/22 (edited and added to up to 24/4/22) Alfred commented in response to a possible (i.e. very likely) Russian Paid Troll on Facebook on a...
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Knights Of the Keyboard To the Defence of Ukraine (Part 2) by Alfred N.Muggins
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5 th of April 2022 Be careful those of us who wish to use Facebook to counter the Russian paid ‘Trolls’, who seem to be operating on the comments to...
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Plutocracy! By Alfred N.Muggins
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(given that I believe Putin should be exiled to Pluto!) Plutocracy! : the opposite of Democracy : the opposite of decency : the opposite of...
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Putin Times : More Thoughts by Alfred Muggins
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27/2/22 Putin should be exiled to Pluto in my opinion, because then he will have little prospect of returning, like Napoleon from St Helena to...
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Putin Times : More Thoughts by Alfred Muggins (Part 3)
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c.25/26 February 2022 (Published onto Facebook DK) What Have Adolph Hitler and Vladimir Putin got in common? (One the Nazi leader, the other the ex...
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Risk! By A.N.Muggins
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I once met a lady from Bratsk, at a bus stop in Sheffield, I’d never heard of the place before, even though I reckoned myself to be a bit of an...
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Russian Propaganda! by Alfred N(azi?) Muggins
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Take it with a pinch of salt, don’t believe any of it, cause it could really screw your head up! Make you think everything you ever knew before was...
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The Adventures Of Vladimir Plutinplot In The Modern Age (Grim Version) by Alfred N.Muggins
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Russia’s greatest chess player (according to him!) was on a roll. His soldiers had done quite well really. They hadn’t quite achieved all their...
The Cosmonaut’s Last Journey (It’s All Over Now) by Alfred N.Muggins
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4/7/22 Forlorn he looks out of his rocket window, His people no longer love him, They have seen through the thin veneer of his lies. Now they know...
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The Downfall Of Russia (The Madness of Tsar Putinplot!) by Alfred N.Muggins
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26/4/22 Vladimir Putinplot looks into a Crystal Ball, which he has acquired from a cave somewhere in the Ural Mountains. Apparently Genghis Khan once...
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The Putin Interpretations : Neil Young Songs by Alfred N. Muggins (a big fan by the way!) Part 1
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Instead of ‘Cortez The Killer’, why not call the song ‘Putin The Killer’ :- Dancing across the Black Sea, What a killer, Bringing death to Mariupol...
There is a Great Picture of Great Emperor Plutinplot! By Alfred N.Muggins
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There is a Great Picture of Great Emperor Plutinplot, the mere mortal who lost the plot and ran the Russian Army into the ground in Ukraine. He is...
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There is a new Gremlin in the Kremlin by Alfred N.Muggins (rogue reporter)
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7/5/22 There is a new Gremlin in the Kremlin, behind blue eyes, the blue eyed boy running the Kremlin, is not looking so blue eyed now, is he? How...
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Vladimir Plutinpot Transforms Into A Tyrantosaurus Rex 500 Years After Henry VIII Did The Same! by Alfred N.Muggins (Thus Proving Once Again That History Repeats Itself!)
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c.7/4/22 I quote from my Short Novel of Henry VIII :- 27/2/21 (19/4/21) Henry VIII : Tyrantosaurus Rex : An Exceedingly Short Novel By Mr Alfred N...
War! : More Thoughts by Alfred N.Muggins
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6/3/22 Apparently the Great Leader has pronounced that War is no longer to be called War? Many millions of people across Ukraine, in particular, and...
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We Are In The ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Phase? By Mr A.N. Muggins
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5/3/22 (edited 1/4/22) Perhaps it is time to create a no fly zone over Ukraine! and a ‘no targeting of civilian buildings zone! (eventually can we...
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What’s Wrong With Putin? By Alfred N.Muggins
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What’s wrong with Putin? Hasn’t he got enough wives? I would assume that he must have a wife. I can’t say, I’ve never seen her. Does he bring her to...
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Where Art Thou James Bond? By Alfred N.Muggins
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15/5/22 Unfortunately James Bond had apparently just been killed off in his last film (although Alfred had not seen it yet, and probably would not...
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Which Planet do you think we should exile Putin on?..By Mr Alfred N.Muggins
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I think the moon would be too close. He might just find a way back from there, or build up his reserves and forces again for another invasion of...
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Putin’s Blessing on the Old Soviet Union : An Anti Alternative View of Easter In Ukraine and Russia by Alfred N.Muggins
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8/4/23 (1/4/23) Putin is Death All things may be destroyed, Irrepressible nature repressed, Held down for the sake of conquest. There is more dying...
Putinpot’s May Day! : Atonement! By Alfred N.Muggins
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1/5/22 It Is May Day! This should be a day for all the People, of Ukraine, of Russia, of all the World! Putin goes into exile! He flees over the...
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Alfred N.Muggins has a Bad Dream : Brinkmanship (Inside the Mind of Vladimir Plutin : Victory For Russia!)
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14/5/22 Ukraine needed rebuilding! His toyships had blasted the coastal cities and the Donbas, as well as taking quite a number of potshots at Lvov...
Holidays in Timbuctou, by Alfred N.Muggins (rogue reporter!)
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25/9/23 Alfred had realized in this last week or so that his long hoped for, and planned, Holiday In Timbuctou would definitely not be taking place...
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Pearly Gates : A Tour of Russia’s Hell by Alfred N.Muggins Part 1
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7/3/23 (5/7/23, 26/7/23) “We’re waiting for you!” said St.Peter, as ‘comrade’ Vladimir Putin climbed reluctantly up the stairway to heaven and...
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Pearly Gates : A Tour of Russia’s Hell by Alfred N.Muggins Part 2
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Part 2 Rasputin shows him around (was he a relative of some sort/ they shared the name Putin?) “You had power over your supporters, over all Russia,...
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