Putinpot’s May Day! : Atonement! By Alfred N.Muggins

1/5/22

 

It Is May Day!

This should be a day for all the People, of Ukraine, of Russia, of all the World!

 

Putin goes into exile! He flees over the border into China, taking as much of his monies with him, and some of his closest sidekicks including Liar Lavrov, the Golden Gander, that most proper gander, who can turn any argument upon its head, and make even mad conquest sound reasonable, death and destruction! Its just a job!

 

So what, our loyalties are with the strong and ruthless.

We worship the worst bullies, imperators, and cruel tsars.

The world doesn’t need to be a better place.

Let the dictators and the wordsmiths rule for a thousand years and more!

We will never grow, never get better!

 

The human race were made for dying,

in all out wars and subtle contests of power.

The world does not need democracy,

It’s just an outdated ancient Greek idea!

The modern world doesn’t need freedom,

It needs a straightjacket!

Put your neighbour in it, and tie it up.

 

Women are there merely to serve,

they make good secretaries!

They don’t need to vote.

Men are most useful as soldiers and engineers,

to make more missiles so our leaders can threaten more nations.

 

Where would you like to live?

Harbin in the cold north, not so far from your beloved Siberia.

You never ceded Siberia or Vladivostok to your Chinese Communist brother,

but you know they would like to take it over one day.

There is growing room there for the Communist Middle Kingdom,

lebensraum as that great political theorist Adolph recognised.

Russia needed more lebensraum!

 

That’s why we invaded Ukraine,

to get our rightful lands back.

It always belonged to Russia,

even when large parts of it were in the Polish and Lithuanian Kingdom,

even when it was held by the Turks,

even when Cossacks held sway.

 

What will happen to him when the Chinese leaders have no further use for him.

Will they give him to the War Crimes Tribunal?

Will they give him to the Ukrainian migrants,

whose families and cities were destroyed by your artillery.

Missiles and Shells may break my bones,

but my spirit still does not belong to the invader.

You may destroy the land,

but you cannot have the love of our people!

 

Boil him in vats of boiling water, publicly,

like Ivan the Terrible did to some of his enemies.

Let us watch him die as he watched us die a thousands of times

for no good reason than to create a tinpot empire,

and pinch the rest of our oil and gas.

 

Let the crowds tear him apart,

to have revenge for their loved ones,

who were not allowed to live any more in the 21^st Century where they belonged,

but were dragged against their wills into a medieval world of cruel leaders and quite unnecessary bloodshed.

 

Where is he hiding?

Where is he living?

Why is he still living?

How many thousands of souls has he deprived of life,

or has he injured beyond repair, spiritually or physically?

He should pay the price!

Someone should pay the price!

There must be a ‘scapegoat’,

a person responsible for all this death and destruction!