Inside the Mind Of Vladimir Putin by Mr Alfred N.Muggins

16/3/22

(Potentate Putin, Comrade KGB, The Terrorist President, The Last Czar of Russia (who has now definitely superceded Nicholas Romanov II, who was also pretty crap at fighting wars!)

Opinions vary as to whether Putinpot should be called a Red Tzar, in the Great tradition of Kind Father Joseph Stalin, as he is definitely a money man, which makes him a bit of a capitalist baron, which surely Stalin would not have approved of! Stalin was not particularly good at fighting wars either, as he tended to lose a lot of his soldiers when he did it, as he didn’t care too much for other people’s lives. However he did what he perhaps had to do if his empire was to survive! Come to think of it Comrade Father Stalin managed to lose a lot of citizens every year, even when Greater Russia wasn’t even in a war! So it wasn’t such a surprise that they couldn’t always achieve their Five Year plan targets, with an always declining population!