'OO says I done know nuffink?

By animan

Thu, 24 Jul 2008
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I know vat:
1) my code name is 'Mikhail Caine' and I come from the planet 'Oblibob'.
2) in quanticular and ebrocious time, it is now 4 billion, 4 fahsand, and free years since ver beginnin' erv vat kine erv time, anne va' i' woz new years yesserday.
free) Ahv forgo''en.
for) I'm quike borin'.
5) I'm ver geezer standin' a' ver bus stop in Ease Enders, wai'ing forever, inni'.

Goodness gracious!

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Submitted by animan on
Not at all. I use a cockney voice to think and say things that I can't in my own day-to-day voice, which I concede, sir, is different. I don't really have roots as such and so I try and find them where I can - I have lived many years in London and feel a great degree of liking and respect for the east-end culture in so far as I have been allowed to be a part of it. however, if you feel I have (once more) overstepped the hidden mark, then I'll remove this piece - I'm getting quite used to that.

 

Submitted by animan on
Nah - I fort ewe was quike cross.