Very mixed marriage

Very Mixed Marriage by J.B. Pravda

Connubially speaking, the bliss the couple had-----or at least so Roger
mused---- seemed destined for was increasingly not to be; despite the
stirrings of still powerfully deep-seated private longings, trouble had
begun to surface in their passionate union, not the least manifestation
of which having been the recent United Nations unanimous Resolution 666
Stroke 30 Double Stroke S.T.O.Protocol, issued in emergency session,
banning all human/goose unions, particularly those effected in Haiti,
retroactively, irregardless of the alleged ability of the latter to lay
proverbial 'Golden Eggs', thereby adding substantially to the
diminution of desperate budgetary shortfalls in its, and other Third
World countries' Gross (here, the Resolution's wording was 'Really
Gross') National Product.