Robertson, Aubrey-6

Introducer: "Yezz..That waz different, now wazn't it, audience
memberz? Well, huzz..huzz..Zhut up while I'm zpeaking. Lizten? Good.
The next pre-zenter haz performed here once before. You might remember
her az the pretty, young girl with brown hair? Well, here iz Aubrey
Robertzon. Welcome my beauty. Welcome."

(Aubrey almost slams into various objects attempting to get on stage,
but she gets there, finally, and smiling brightly, looks out onto the
audience. She is pretty, with brown hair, grey eyes, and a jittery
demeanor. Her face is make-upless, and her eyes look brightly onto the
audience.)

"Hey! Hey! I'm
back again. Miss me
terribly? Yeah,
of course ya did!
Well, this poem
is about
when my boyfriend
decided to DUMP ME
FOR NO REASON
OTHER THAN
HIS OWN
STUPIDITY. ha..
Well, just so
all of you nice
people know,
the boyfriend
that dumped me
is in the audience
today. Come on,
everyone turn and
stare at Jeremiah
Constant. Ha. Hey
Jeremiah! Didn't think
I'd do that, huh?
Well, HA! JERK!
Okay, okay, hehe,
back to my poem!
Okay, here ya go!

'You Left Me'
By (*giggle*) Aubrey Robertson

You have ripped out my heart
And now I hold it in my hands,
The pain tortures me
Yet nobody understands,
Thousands of tears well
Then creep down my cheeks
As reality sets in I weep,
People judge and watch intently
To see how I will deal
As I crumble from the inside
Nothing seems real,
So many questions unanswered
Why you left me all alone,
Why you decided to let me go,
As time goes on I slowly heal
The hard things only make me strong,
My heart starts to beat out
Its happy song,
I know without you
I can carry on.
softly I moan,
until death welcomes me home."

~

The Audience Reaction

10/10
They all clapped. Her poem was..borderline terrible, but she was
pretty, most of the audience was male, and her cuteness had stunned the
rest of the audience into it.

She bounced back to her seat, again almost knocking various large
objects over in the process, glared at Jeremiah, and then kept
silent.