More money!
By frosty_owner
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I need a raised allowance and this is why...
I just got a mobile and I'm using up credit,
I'm getting bigger and I'm needing bigger clothes,
I'd quite like a diamond stud in my nose,
I want better shoes,
Not those crummy local shoe store ones,
I need money to look cool,
Now it matters.
Mum, mum weren't you like me?!
This isn't a dumb complaint,
As if I was three,
Mum...okay, I've got one last resort...
GIVE ME MONEY!
And I'm in my room which is dumb,
Because I'm grounded,
And the allowance for the month is taken away,
Won't see tenners for at least twenty days,
I need the green notes,
I'm addicted, see?
And all mum says is...
So we better nip the addiction in the bud.
But Mum...
NO!
But M -
NO!
But -
NO!
B-
NO! NO! NO!
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