DIDN'T MEAN TO COME HERE

He never meant to come here.
It has made him feel guilty.
But he just couldn't help it;
Or at least apparently.

He hopes nobody saw him,
But he fears somebody did.
He thought that he was hidden,
Behind a biscuit tin lid.

A woman gives him a frown.
He's gone beetroot in the face.
Her look alone says clearly,
"You're an absolute disgrace."

He wishes that the shop's floor,
Could pretend he's not alive.
He didn't mean to come here;
But he has a high sex drive.

12 April 2005