Kittycat Comic

lang="EN-GB">Get out the fridge you smelly
cat!

You've already had your
fill

You look at me as if I'm your
butler,

And you expect your tinned
meat to be grilled?

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Well I'm sorry
mr pussy-cat!

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">I think you'll
find it doesn't work like that!

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">I'm the boss,

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">You're my pet,

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">Didn't I explain that when we
met?

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class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">Mr human I apologise,

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">For being such a pain,

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">I can't help leaving muddy paw
prints

When I come in from the pouring
rain!

They don't make shoes for us you
know,

And it's not asking much for a
little taste,

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Have you seen
that shite that put in cat food?

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">And why don't you try our beef
toothpaste?

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class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">But you rub around my legs,

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">When I'm trying to get to
work,

You steal my pens, and bring in
birds,

I don't want them you silly
berk!

It's not asking
much,

For you to just stop killing
stuff,

Cat's are so bloody
pointless,

They're just legs with balls
of fluff

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class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">What about me?

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">You think I like being
stroked?

How would you feel being
constantly

Prodded and
poked?

Purring's not us being
happy,

It's a tiny little
growl,

Warning you to stop pinching my
cheeks,

And I kill those birds coz I'm
a cat

Our life is to
prowl!

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class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">At the end of the day you're still my
kitty-cat!

Even tho most the time you're
a complete prat

style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">But I love you
dearly

And couldn't bare if you were
gone

We'll agree to
differ,

And both admit we were
wrong

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class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">No I don't agree,

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">Because I'm a cat

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">So always win

class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> lang="EN-GB">And that is that!