Hostile World

HOSTILE WORLD

"Stop barking, will you? It's past three in the morning. I've spent a
fortune on dog shrinks, and for what? Your behavior is as paranoid as
ever.

In your sick mind, every human is a criminal, but the one who feeds
you. Well, I'm not a misanthrope like you, boy. I trust people and feel
safe in my house. I don't need a mad dog to protect me from imaginary
enemies and intruders.

You can keep barking as long as you want. I'm gonna tie you up, put my
earplugs on, and sleep like a baby. You know, I'm thinking of leaving
you with my parents for a while. My patience is exhausted. Goodnight,
Cerberus."

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"Good morning, dad. Has mom told you? Yes, it's time to get rid of this
worthless dog. What a pity the burglars didn't take him, too."