Good Morning, God

Good Morning, God.

Today I'll be doing my own thing. You need not concern yourself with
me. Please take whatever time, miracles and provisions that you were
going to use on me and give them to someone who truly needs them. I'm
feeling very well today and feel I can help myself. Thank you for
offering though.

Good Afternoon, God.

It's lunchtime and the boss hates me, the food stinks and I have a
terrible headache. My car is making a funny sound and I think my
boyfriend is about to dump me.

Good Evening, God.

Help me. I really messed up bad today at work. I sent a whole shipment
to the wrong city! The manager was furious! I think I'll be fired
tomorrow. Anything you can do?