L Ways to know you're stupid

(as you read you may finish every sentence with you're stupid)
If you think that wrestling is real
If you believe that you have the right to hit your girlfriend or
wife
If you don't hit him upside his head with a frying pan when he's
asleep
If you think that "Giligans Island" is a tragedy
If you believe R Kelly
If you beleve that Britney Spears will ever get a lifetime achevement
award
If you think that it's not your fault that your child is wild
If you think your boys are not interested in girls by the time that
they are eight
If you think that you look cute in a size 2 mindress even though you
are a size 12
If your six children have six fathers and you write to each one.....IN
JAIL!
If you believe that one day everyone will love everyone else
If you have a barbecue on your fire escape
If you think that there are no dishonest cops
If you think that there are no honest cops
If you think "boys to men" is a nursery
If it takes you two days to watch "48 hours"
If you put a milkshake on layawy
If you believe that God helped you win a boxing match or any type of
sports event
If you think that God had anything to do with you winning an award for
writting a song called "Spank that Booty"
If you think it's cute when a 6 year old curses
If you know that a store closes at 8 pm and you get there at nine and
get angry at them
If your on crack
If you think that Bobby Brown is the king of R&;B (and you're on
crack)
If you sell crack
If you think that it's ok for a lady to enter a belching contest
If you ever won for not entering the school spellig bee
If you think it's ok to let your dog drive as long as it's on a
leash
If you think that bringing realism to Broadway is a good thing
If you think that your the smartest person at your
job......McDonalds
If you think that the President is the smartest man on earth
If you think that J Lo is one of the greatest singers in our time
If you believe Mike Tyson is really just a poor misguided nice
guy
If you order your sushi well done
If you think that it's ok to moon someone.....IN CHURCH
If you believe that all the aborted babies will come back one day...and
won't be pissed