Jump for Charity, that's my teacher

I'm in Year Six, and my teacher is down right weird. She has dyed
red hair, a tattoo and a motorbike. And she's doing a parachute jump to
raise money for charity, and she's getting sponsors. Did I mention it
was from ten thousand feet off and airplane?????? I've convinced myself
this mad act is all in the name of a good charity, so that there will
be a little more help in the fight against poverty. I've convinced
myself that the parachute will open, and our Maths lesson will be
cancelled because she'll have to tell us all about it. She's doing it
strapped in with a professional, otherwise she wouldn't get off the
plane. And, if the parachute does not open, then let's hope she's a
pussy cat, with nine lives.