Falling stars

In is not clever to climb aboard a falling star. It's going in all the wrong ways for you. However if you are going to stay make yourself combatable, do you know where everything is? Make yourself at home. We have everything you will need to forget what you were doing and wanted to accomplish on this foolhardy endeavour. Hold on tight because this star is broken. No stopping or slowing, freefall for all. There will be a meal served to your table at 15 minutes past the hour. A jovial young creature of unknown depths will be your waiter for today so sit back, sip your drink and enjoy our ride.

The problems you may encounter today will be a sinking feeling; this is due to the speed and direction we are travelling. So far we know it is down but for speed we can only guess.

After dinner there will be a show, Wild rainbows will fight to the death so secure your love while goldfish dice with death and cabbage. Should you need anything please do not hesitate to call me. I may not come but that is not for you to worry why.