Our Bab's

I was driving along Upper Lake,
going towards our Bab's flat.
I looked up at her window
and thought "My God, what's that?"
I know the sun is shining
and white legs, they have to go,
but is the best way of getting a tan,
sticking legs out of the top window?
People gazed and people stared
and one man asked quite droll,
"What is that up there? Is it a flagpole?"
"No" I said, as I wiped my brow
and stretched to turn on the fan.
"It's our Bab's and her white legs.
She's trying to get a tan!"