The Pig Story

Once upon a time in the hills of Kansas three close friends decided to do some parachuting off a cliff side. The three quickly drew out their parachutes; oddly enough one of their parachutes was a pig.

"Why is your parachute? asked the first friend.

"I don't know replied the friend with the pig-parachute. "But pigs taste good.

"You're right said the final friend. "I wish my parachute could become a pig

"Me too said the first friend.

"Then your wish shall be granted said the magical rock which they had instantly passed. Then magically the rock invoked its magical powers and turned the two parachutes into pigs. Obviously the three friends were no longer protected by their parachutes and increased their inevitable impact with the ground. SMACK!

Reality slammed back in. No longer were they falling off a cliff attached to falling pork. But rather onto the grassy lawn where they had dozed off while starring at pig shaped clouds.