Always Should Be Someone You Really Love

James now loves Clare, Colin likes Jane,
Kay is in love with a man with no name

And Barry loves Betty, but Betty loves Mark,
She made a long list of what they’d do in the dark

Edna likes Mike and Larry kissed Mandy,
The folks at the old home are always quite randy

And Amy’s had six, but Sue’s had a dozen,
She played the field, ‘til she married her cousin

Clarissa has Jack and Gary has Regina,
I make myself titter ‘cos it rhymes with vagina

And Susan loves Heather and Danny loves Bob,
I titter again as I now rhyme with nob

Timmy’s a metalhead and Emma’s a goth,
When they’re together their love makings rough

Steven and Roland and Jo are all now snogging,
True love in a Volvo while they were out dogging

Samuel loves Katie, she loved her beagle
No one had told her that dog sex’s illegal

I am alone, so what’s my one liner?
Ten years in this cell for sex with a minor