Cool Man, Cool

Cool, Man, Cool

Don't you think the spiky hair's real cool
man?
I dyed and jelled it just today
to say
I am so very cool.

The fuzzy furry coat's cool too
man;
I put it on today
to say
I am just the coolest of the cool.

Gaping worn-out jeans are cool
man;
I ripped them just today
to say
my knees are cool too, man.

There's never been a one so oddly cool
as me, man.
I simply can't imagine what
the next poor sap can do
to prove that he,
too,
is so, so cool;
so very, very cool, man.

Not like you, man.
How can anyone look real cool
who looks so simply real?