Snooze

"Four snoozes and ten excuses later&;#8230;"

play misty for me all night
because your daddy used to beat you
pop pills and drink-you've got the right
and cry when they defeat you

contemplate calling in sick
or maybe not calling at all
ponder the size of your dick
whether it's really that small

go see a shrink
talk about things that make you sad
then pause to think
your life might be the best you've ever had

shirk off responsibility
chuck it out of sight
deny the possibility
things might turn out right

ignore the ones who said before
the pride, goes the fall
strive to seek for something more
the meaning of it all

tune out the TV, radio, and all the MP3's
shut down your Windows 98
the least of these
is love not hate

go postal with your pent up rage
then blame it on your mother
tell them how the minimum wage
forces us to kill each other

name your price
sell for less
let it ring twice
clean up your mess

drown out the voices
holding council in your head
tell them you made bad choices
and go to work instead.